- A well is a hole in the ground with water in it.
- Ahhhh, I see said the blind man.
- All I have to say is... Get Out!
- Are your whole feelings hurt or just part of your feelings?
- Bed time for Garbonzo Beans
- Call the man!
- Cracky Boom!!
- Coulda. Woulda. Shoulda.
- Daddy's little squirt
- Did you break the sidewalk?
- Do you live in a barn?
- Do you want salt in your malt Walt?
- Don't go to bed with no price on your head... No, No, don't do it...
- Duct Tape. Woo-oo!
- Exactalackaly!
- Fake and gay
- Fart out!
- Fly through the air with the greatest of ease!
- Here we come on a run with a booger on our tongue.
- Hey is for horses, aren't you glad you're a cow
- Hey, it's a nice day. I come to enjoy the scenery.
- He's a nut, he's a nut, he's a peanut, nut.
- Homely childrens
- How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
- How's yur Mudder on Weensday?
- I could write these things!
- I siemen
- I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today
- I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
- I'll squeeze the lovins' out of you.
- Let's go...nad
- Lexdicksick
- Lie like a dog on a rug.
- Lily, lily white girl.
- Look at the head on that!
- Mike, Mike, ride a bike
- Not sescanarilly
- People in hell want ice water
- Put some hair around it.
- Roast Beast
- She wants me.
- She's warm for my form.
- Shiney hiney, spanking clean. Better hide it, before I bite it.
- Shit happens and then you die... so bring on the shit
- Steam roller baby / Jack hammer!
- That's easy for you to say.
- That's from Braveheart!
- Think about it, but don't do it
- The hail you say?!
- The maximum allowable limit.
- To hell if we don't change our ways.
- Tough titty said the kitty, cause the milk's to dry
- Turn the lights off! I can't breath!
- You make a better door than window.
- You ready Freddy?
- What it be.
- What it be, what it is, what it could be.
- What's a wreck among... complete strangers.
- Ice and Ice at King Quick
- Snug as a Bug In a Rug
- I`m on vacation i don`t care
- (hour) o'noon o'clock
- Slick 50, 45
- Radidio
- To hot to handle, to cold to hold.
- Glad you got to see me.
- Cool as school, twice on sunday
- Now you know the rest of the story
- (phone rings) "Hell No?"