TT Dadism's

The Town Children grew up hearing all sorts of phrases come out of their father's mouth. As most children would do, they assumed this was normal behavior. Now that their scope of the world stretches past the street's curb, and the outside stays open later then when the street lights come on, they realize differently.

Here's to father's that aren't afraid to say silly things and mother's who are smart enough to let them.

  1. A well is a hole in the ground with water in it.
  2. Ahhhh, I see said the blind man.
  3. All I have to say is... Get Out!
  4. Are your whole feelings hurt or just part of your feelings?
  5. Bed time for Garbonzo Beans
  6. Call the man!
  7. Cracky Boom!!
  8. Coulda. Woulda. Shoulda.
  9. Daddy's little squirt
  10. Did you break the sidewalk?
  11. Do you live in a barn?
  12. Do you want salt in your malt Walt?
  13. Don't go to bed with no price on your head... No, No, don't do it...
  14. Duct Tape. Woo-oo!
  15. Exactalackaly!
  16. Fake and gay
  17. Fart out!
  18. Fly through the air with the greatest of ease!
  19. Here we come on a run with a booger on our tongue.
  20. Hey is for horses, aren't you glad you're a cow
  21. Hey, it's a nice day. I come to enjoy the scenery.
  22. He's a nut, he's a nut, he's a peanut, nut.
  23. Homely childrens
  24. How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
  25. How's yur Mudder on Weensday?
  26. I could write these things!
  27. I siemen
  28. I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today
  29. I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
  30. I'll squeeze the lovins' out of you.
  31. Let's go...nad
  32. Lexdicksick
  33. Lie like a dog on a rug.
  34. Lily, lily white girl.
  35. Look at the head on that!
  36. Mike, Mike, ride a bike
  37. Not sescanarilly
  38. People in hell want ice water
  39. Put some hair around it.
  40. Roast Beast
  41. She wants me.
  42. She's warm for my form.
  43. Shiney hiney, spanking clean. Better hide it, before I bite it.
  44. Shit happens and then you die... so bring on the shit
  45. Steam roller baby / Jack hammer!
  46. That's easy for you to say.
  47. That's from Braveheart!
  48. Think about it, but don't do it
  49. The hail you say?!
  50. The maximum allowable limit.
  51. To hell if we don't change our ways.
  52. Tough titty said the kitty, cause the milk's to dry
  53. Turn the lights off! I can't breath!
  54. You make a better door than window.
  55. You ready Freddy?
  56. What it be.
  57. What it be, what it is, what it could be.
  58. What's a wreck among... complete strangers.
  59. Ice and Ice at King Quick
  60. Snug as a Bug In a Rug
  61. I`m on vacation i don`t care
  62. (hour) o'noon o'clock
  63. Slick 50, 45
  64. Radidio
  65. To hot to handle, to cold to hold.
  66. Glad you got to see me.
  67. Cool as school, twice on sunday
  68. Now you know the rest of the story
  69. (phone rings) "Hell No?"